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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

My KaWan is Apek CIna [18sx]- budk2 Jgn Bca


Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut...manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong.tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo..lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........



26 Rakyat DDCzone Berkata -kata:

ιѕмaιl pυтra aιdιl adнa said...

macam shiaaall je.ahahah

mesmerising_wan said...

ahahah!

putERi-kAtEk said...

wahahahahah!!!! sengal!!!

Rahim Pandai said...

@mael --- ehh da tuka gambar :P

Rahim Pandai said...

@wan --- wan hensome ah -- cukup umur ke x ni??... hahhaha

Rahim Pandai said...

@puteri katek --- hahahha -- memang sengal pun --- :P

riffzam said...

hahaha.kelakar.kelakar.cerita yg menarik.

~ http://riffzam.blogspot.com/

Pakcoh said...

6 inci je?

DDCzone said...

@riffzam --- hahhaha --- tq2 ---btw ni lucah laa---suka ko eh

aizamia3 said...

hahaha... lucu2... ter gelak lak...

DDCzone said...

@pok coh --- anda berapa inci???... hahhaha--- ngeng laa layan pokcoh

DDCzone said...

@aizamia3 - potong zakar??... ngeng je apek ni kan???... haahhaa

KyêrulL said...

macam aaarggghhh gelak guling²

DDCzone said...

@KLF -- haaa... ni mesti pikir benda laen ni... hahahhaha

Dawa said...

hahahaaah. mmg '1Malaysia'

DDCzone said...

@Dawa -- apek ckp apa taw ..lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??... hahaha

IftiMonstaa said...

dem dem dem ali tu.
haha memang lanchiauu!

Lizzie Yasmin said...

blur..... &*&% punya apek.. hahaha

Amira Anorah said...

hahahah..demm demmm..
lanchiau!!
6 inci wooooo..barang baik..AHAHAHA


Orang Melayu sangat berfikiran lucah...
*saya tak, saya tak*

Encik Blogger said...

haha.. pokemon betol..

Yuslia Suhana said...

hahak... apek tu pun satu. Potong saga potong saga, potong saga dia kang baru tau sebut betul2 agaknya.. hahaha

Dedeq said...

HAHAHAHH giler lah entry nie hahaha

farhana masdo said...

npe tak smpaikan 10 maaa ? HAHAHA

jia said...

sengal..

jia said...

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